Dingle Dongle Bingle Bangle

Sep 30

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via nerds-assemble-at-221b)


brengmedehorizon:

gaysyndrome:

like someone care

yes this is so me

brengmedehorizon:

gaysyndrome:

like someone care

yes this is so me

(via yalloli)


captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

(via anotherwellkeptsecret)


Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

(via ghosti)


Sep 29
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

(via twinkhorse)


Sep 28
Hey Everyone! So, my parents recently got a divorce, so we’re going to have to move, and unless I can help my mom pay for the new apartment/ house and everything, we’ll most likely have to give up my cat to a shelter, and I’d really not have to do that. I know it sounds a little pathetic, but she’s gotten me through so much by just being there. So to help, I’m going to try to sell art! 

Offering: Sketches, Lines, Flats, and Full color headshots/ Busts/ Halfbodies. 

Will draw: 
• Girls
• Guys
• OCs
• Nudity
• Single Characters
• Fanart
• Pin-Ups

Won’t draw: 
○ Couples
○ Anthro/ Furry (ears/ tails ect okay.)
○ Animals
○ Mecha
○ Heavy armor
○ Non-Mostly Humanoids 
○ Crazy details
○ Clutter

PAYPAL Only. Message me for Paypal info. You can send your request there as well. Check out the rest of my tumblr for more examples, tagged My Art. I’ll add a basic BG upon request, or I can make the BG transparent. 

Thank you for looking. I just really hope I can help my mom out in these trying times.

Hey Everyone! So, my parents recently got a divorce, so we’re going to have to move, and unless I can help my mom pay for the new apartment/ house and everything, we’ll most likely have to give up my cat to a shelter, and I’d really not have to do that. I know it sounds a little pathetic, but she’s gotten me through so much by just being there. So to help, I’m going to try to sell art!

Offering: Sketches, Lines, Flats, and Full color headshots/ Busts/ Halfbodies.

Will draw:
• Girls
• Guys
• OCs
• Nudity
• Single Characters
• Fanart
• Pin-Ups

Won’t draw:
○ Couples
○ Anthro/ Furry (ears/ tails ect okay.)
○ Animals
○ Mecha
○ Heavy armor
○ Non-Mostly Humanoids
○ Crazy details
○ Clutter

PAYPAL Only. Message me for Paypal info. You can send your request there as well. Check out the rest of my tumblr for more examples, tagged My Art. I’ll add a basic BG upon request, or I can make the BG transparent.

Thank you for looking. I just really hope I can help my mom out in these trying times.

(via lippytappytootah)


zpxlng:

Patrick Alexander’s 22 Panels That Always Work!!

Useful resource for pros.

(via gigilion)


the-justice-league:

Of all the brief live action scenes from The LEGO Movie, this scene was by far the best.

(via whouffle-girl)


Sep 27

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via inchells)


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